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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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