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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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