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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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