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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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