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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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