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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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