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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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