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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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