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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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