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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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