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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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