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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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