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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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