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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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