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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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