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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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