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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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