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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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