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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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