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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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