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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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