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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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