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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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