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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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