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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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