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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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