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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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