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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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