Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.