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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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