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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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