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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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