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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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