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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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