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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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