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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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