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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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