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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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