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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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