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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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