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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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