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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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