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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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