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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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