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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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