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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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