Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.