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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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