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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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