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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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