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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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