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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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