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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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