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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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