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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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