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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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