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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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