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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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