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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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