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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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