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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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